Ben. 16. London.

sassykardashian:

Me when a bug touches me: This is a gated community, please get the fuck off the property

(via heart)

theyre:

Make fun of your baby for shitting itself

(via heart)

No, fuck you. I was worth it.
-and I’m still worth it // R.R. (via done)

(via heart)

I’m sorry, I took your daughter’s virginity. It won’t happen again.

grass10:

””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“”  i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.

(via heart)

rneerkat:

hey are you a bank because you need to leave me a loan

(via heart)

jaclcfrost:

"why are you awake at three in the morning" asks the person who is also awake at three in the morning

(via heart)

bullied:

party at my house bring food then leave

(via heart)

e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

(via slightlybizzare)

astound:

SO HARD NOT TO DANCE WHEN YOU HAVE EARPHONES ON WALKING BY YOURSELF

(via slightlybizzare)

hotsenator:

Dear Mr. Flocka Flame, in the attached file you will find my resumé,

hotsenator:

Dear Mr. Flocka Flame, in the attached file you will find my resumé,

(via slightlybizzare)

reblog if your name isn’t Ashley.

caniffspuma:

kintrafim:

comeinwiththarain:

immortal-goldfish:

skadiyoko:

pastassassins:

2,121,566 people are not Ashley and counting!

We’ll find you Ashley.

This post is scandalous.

reblogging because ashley cant. 

If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Ashley.

I couldn’t not reblog…

(via
Tumbling
)

(Source: whiskey-and-cowgirl-boots, via slightlybizzare)

bitchiel:

justaddtommy:

i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again

bitchiel:

justaddtommy:

i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again

(via slightlybizzare)